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February 07 2018

15:17

lilacbreastedroller:

scissortailedsaint:

stupid cats are valid

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID

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thecheshirecass:

hattedhedgehog:

That moment in a mutual pining fic when Cole shows up and you just KNOW everything is about to be out in the open.

Cole is the REAL self insert of any fic. 

Reader: “OMG JUST FUCKING KISS”

Cole: “Waiting, hoping, tiring… this slow burn shit is getting old.”

03:14

toosmallortootall:

toosmallortootall:

Mumford and his sons really are exactly my taste in music because they’re British but they make the Appalachian noises™

Same goes for Hozier

Barns Courtney also.

February 06 2018

15:40

reputationlesbian:

it’s always alarming to me that people joined tumblr after 2012 and have no idea what the site was like before they joined. they don’t know about “can you make this ask rebloggable?” and lolsummer69 and the tumbleasts and that week in 2010 when we all seriously thought 4chan would shut the site down. tumblr university and the glee/superwholock blogs vs hipster blogs ‘War’ are foreign concepts to them. they didn’t have to live through the mishapocalypse and people calling david karp “daddy” and the takedown of tumblr user pizza. they’ve never seen a 500k over-saturated gif with the topaz effect because they’ve always lived in a world where we had decent psds and photosets and the 2mb/3mb limit. the other day i saw someone confused because they didn’t understand a reference to the Tumblr Code post. there are users that think a tumblr con is a good idea. these kids know how to discourse but they don’t know their tumblr history and our suffering. “Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it,” and i really can’t live through another era of gif stories and people calling others “peasant.”

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odinsnotwearingmakeup:

Gandalf Coming Out of His Forest to Shame Mankind (2017)

02:43
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end0skeletal:

Luna, the leucistic (not albino) male screech owl

Leucism is a condition in which there is partial loss of pigmentation in an animal resulting in white, pale, or patchy coloration of the skin, hair, feathers, scales or cuticle, but not the eyes. Unlike albinism, it is caused by a reduction in multiple types of pigment, not just melanin.

02:13

Listen, online math class, if you’re going to give me 20+ problem sets a section, and 18 sections a week, I am going to use Wolfram Alpha to do all the heavy lifting. There is no good goddamn reason I should have to factor quadratic equations by hand. 

01:04

mituna:

“queerplatonic” just say moirails you fucking cowards

February 05 2018

23:50

canalsobemoe:

canalsobemoe:

hey so who wants to point me to the fic where bisky takes one look at kurapika’s non-existent hair care and scraggly overgrown bangs, goes ‘absolutely not,’ and packs him off to a salon while shit-talking izunavi’s training techniques the entire time

@8bitbear reminded me that cookie-chan also has salon powers, and honestly a full hour of escalating and increasingly impractical nen usage as kurapika is outfoxed at every turn is exactly what i want out of this. (i was going to say 5 hours, but also lets be real here, even an hour is generous.) bisky isnt here for any of ur bullshit, son. bisky has 30+ years of training and experience on kpeeks and is not here to fuck around. a motherfucker will get some good stern nen practice and a decent fucking haircut whether he likes it or not (he does not, he hates it, hes the angriest hes been in hours)

epilogue: leorio spots him sulking with his fresh new look, has a minor heart palpitation, and is finally struck by the realization that he is Full Bisexual

02:01

Dragon Cake Pan

theladyems:

thebibliosphere:

only-in-movies:

hank-green-john-watson-emma:

aceembrace:

For all the people who love ace jokes, there are dragon cake pans!

especially for any panromantic aces out there

@thebibliosphere do you have a dragon cake tin in your collection of baking wonders?

It is a great travesty but no, I do not

I saw a bathbomb made from this that fizzed a gorgeous wine red and was ENORMOUS for a bath bomb.

what the fuck HOW and WHY would you make 10 cup bath bomb. I hardly even use this pan for cakes because it makes too much cake

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delgrosso:

YES HELLO WE HEARD IT WAS SUPERB OWL SUNDAY SO WE HAVE COME TO HAVE NACHOS WITH U

01:50
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welcometoyouredoom:

Celebrating Superb Owl Sunday

February 04 2018

19:51
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what-the-floofin:

So the gryphons are big, and boy are they gaudy

Their builds come in thick, thicker and thickest, with immense strength behind their limbs and a real scary bite to back it up. Typical distinctions to look for are the feathered ‘manes’ which range from a top half to full neck, fluff stopping at the heel/elbow, paw-claw hybrid feet, and the dual layer tail.

They are proud beasts, easily offended and quick to snap you for it. Not to say they can’t be diplomatic mind you, but really who’d risk it.

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fangedknight:

introducing kazuo! some concept art i did to figure out his various forms, colour scheme, and armour. have i ever mentioned how much i love drawing armour?

support me on patreon <3 // art + character © me.

19:39
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bigtea3:

She spilled it everywhere all over us…..

18:31

batneko:

raisel-the-riveter:

so I’ve been meaning to put this on tumblr and keep forgetting but, in the campaign I’m running my sister is playing an orc fighter, and one of the options you can pick for a fighter’s signature weapon is that it “glows in the presence of [fill in the blank].”

I was like, “oh, that’s funny because it’s a reference to that sword in The Hobbit that glows in the presence of orcs. Your weapon probably doesn’t glow in the presence of orcs.”

to which she responded, “FUCK YEAH it does.”

So now we have in the party an orc fighter with a club that glows in the presence of orcs. Or, as far as the character is concerned, a club that glows. It’s been in her family for generations since some ancestor won it in a battle, and it’s just always glowed. She has a sack to put it in when she’s trying to be stealthy.

#orcs in LotR don’t know that Sting doesn’t glow#that is crazy#they think elves and hobbits just carry glowing swords#for the Aesthetic#and if you know enough elves that probably makes sense to you!#sparkly drama queens would probably make their hair glow if they could

I mean Galadriel did which is 100% in keeping with her character.

04:57

lynchbrothers:

kavinsky: look, if you don’t want to date me, and you say you don’t want to date gansey, then who?

ronan: 

February 03 2018

20:12
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zulliethewitch:

consort  + lord anglarond heuheuheu

i like to think gimli might feel a smidge sad about legolas spending all his time deep underground w/o any flowers/trees, so he makes him a branch crown made of silver wires and pretty beads. or something

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